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[OM] Re: Urban Legend Heard at Wallyworld

Subject: [OM] Re: Urban Legend Heard at Wallyworld
From: "Scott Peden" <scotpeden@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:12:13 -0700
Finally, someone put this into a language ANYONE could understand.

Thanks Bob!

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From: olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of Bob Docherty
Sent: Monday, August 18, 2008 7:31 PM
To: olympus@xxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [OM] Re: Urban Legend Heard at Wallyworld


 I'm sorry, folks, but with all this disinformation being bandied about I
have to weigh in. This issue was never a problem using the USB 1
specification. USB 2 causes an acceleration phenomenon which damages the
electrons being stored. They travel at such a high velocity into the chipset
that collisions inevitably occur. These collisions cause the formation of
quarks which are formed when subatomic pieces of the electrons are broken
off duriing the transfer. Image degradation is unavoidable when particles
are accelerated to this extent combined with the resultant dark matter
creation.
 As we all know a=dv/dt, where a is acceleration, v=velocity t=time
expressed in seconds, and d is something else. Walmart physicists, and part
time photo clerks, were the first to document this effect and the Fermi Lab
has confirmed this hypothesis CERN is working with Olympus optical
scientists to overcome this degradation.
 I'm glad I have had the opportunity to set you all straight.

Bob

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