No, I need to have been hurled into two yards for that.
Andrew Fildes
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On 16/05/2007, at 1:07 AM, Bob Whitmire wrote:
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> I would say this is unfathomable, but that would just be wrong.
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> --Bob Whitmire
> www.bobwhitmire.com
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>
> On May 15, 2007, at 6:22 AM, Andrew Fildes wrote:
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>> That's the verst series of puns imaginable.
>> What on erg were you thinking?
>> Flesh you may have but not a drop of blood.
>> While inching my way towards the bar to offer a few pence for a dram
>> of seventy proof, I might raise a footling objection to that
>> depiction and be defenestrated onto the stones of the yard without
>> scruples. Achieving the security of my quarter acre and lit only by
>> candle power, I regret my drunken utterances while I fry the perch I
>> took on a rod this morning - not a furlong hence across the hide and
>> just through the virgate. But hunger eludes me and I peck at the fish
>> and groats, finally throw it in the chaldron for soup and bed down
>> on a wey of hay in a stupor, having consumed a near kilderkin of ale
>> and a rundlet of port.
>>
>> Murkins only refuse to use metric 'cos it was invented by the French.
>> They should convert immediately, unless they know how many oxgangs
>> there are in a hide. Or tads in a smidgeon.
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