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From: hiwayman@xxxxxxx (Walt Wayman)
Date: Sun, 11 Dec 2005 20:00:40 +0000
Okay, I will readily admit that this Toontown truck I am considering is simply 
silly, impractical, and to some, I'm sure, ridiculously indulgent.  This is a 
0-60 in 5 sec. convertible toy truck, good for nothing much more than just 
making the driver grin while annoying others whose asses/arses are impaled on a 
stick.

But for somebody who proudly wears a Mickey Mouse watch, views life as a 
brand-new, forgiven-for-yesterday adventure every day, beginning whenever I 
wake up, and who's aproaching that dreaded 65th birthday this coming Feburary, 
this toy is perfectly appropriate and may well be the last vehicle I buy 
before, 10 years from now, I turn into one of those senile old farts, peering 
through the steering wheel, driving 10 mph under the speed limit in the left 
lane, with the right blinker flashing, in a Lincoln Town Car or a Cadillac 
Seville, or maybe even, diety of choice forbidding, a Volvo or Mercedes 4-door 
crypt.  I'd rather drink Scotch whisky and die behind the wheel.*

Take another look!  This is the car/truck for me!  I couldn't care less if it's 
foolish, 'cause so am I.

http://www.chevrolet.com/ssr/photogallery/

Walt, still sowing wild oats and delaying the harvest

*Steely Dan, "Deacon Blues"

--
"Anything more than 500 yards from 
the car just isn't photogenic." -- 
Edward Weston
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