On 10/14/2020 9:27 AM, Jim Nichols wrote:
We have had a wet growing season this year. The folks who take care of my yard have been very busy cutting grass, so
have not had an opportunity to trim my shrubbery. Virginia Creeper is about to devour my house.
"911 operator, what is your emergency?"
"I tried to leave me house. Kudzu has sealed my doors!"
"Is there any immediate threat to your health?"
"Well, no, I guess not."
"In that case, please call the non-emergency police or fire department line."
Click.
"Hello, Luigi's Pizza."
" Are your drivers equipped to deliver through Kudzu overgrowth?"
"Yes, sir, they are equipped with cordless hedge trimmers."
"Whew. Then I'll have a small ..."
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