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Subject: Re: [OM] IMG: Greyson
From: Chris Crawford <chris@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:13:02 -0400
He likes fat girls, they have the biggest breasts of all! I have a female
friend who goes to the same dentist, and she is 5 ft tall, 300lb. The bird
LOVES HER.

I thought the same thing about the bird and sexual harassment!


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On 3/31/12 9:08 PM, "John Hudson" <OM4T@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>Can the parrot distinguish between overly well endowed ladies and those,
>regardless of gender, whose BMIs are well in excess of their normal range
>:-))
>
>When abouts does humourous bird talk transform itself into harrassment  ?
>
>jh
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>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Chris Crawford" <chris@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>To: "Olympus Camera Discussion" <olympus@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2012 5:21 PM
>Subject: Re: [OM] IMG: Greyson
>
>
>> My dentist has a parrot that will only talk to women with big breasts.
>>He
>> won't talk to men or flat-chested women. Every time I go to the
>>dentist, I
>> try and get his parrot to talk to me. He ignores me. The dentist's
>> receptionist is an old frumpy-dumpy looking woman, but she has huge
>> breasts. Every time she walks past the bird's cage, he whistles and
>>starts
>> talking to her: "Helloooo! Hey Baby! Come 'ere Baby! Hey baby, baby,
>>baby!
>> Helloooo!"
>>
>> Its hilarious. The old woman hates it; "Goddamn bird won't leave me
>> alone!" She said that recently a woman came in to the office to see the
>> dentist, and she was wearing a low-cut shirt. The bird was hanging on
>>the
>> outside of his cage and started up his "Hey baby" routine. The woman
>>went
>> to the bird, who stuck his face into her shirt!
>>
>> Lol!
>>
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>> Chris Crawford
>> Fine Art Photography
>> Fort Wayne, Indiana
>> 260-437-8990
>>
>> http://www.chriscrawfordphoto.com  My portfolio
>>
>> http://blog.chriscrawfordphoto.com  My latest work!
>>
>> http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christopher-Crawford/48229272798
>> Become a fan on Facebook
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>> On 3/31/12 4:14 PM, "Moose" <olymoose@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>On 3/30/2012 4:25 AM, Bob Whitmire wrote:
>>>> I have a parrot story. ... I stopped, leaned toward him and said,
>>>>"Poncho, I've told you ten times already I don't have a cracker." He
>>>>just looked at me, cocked his head to the side, and said, "Cookie?"
>>>
>>>Smarter than the average bird.
>>>
>>>N. Avian Moose
>>>
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