Can the parrot distinguish between overly well endowed ladies and those,
regardless of gender, whose BMIs are well in excess of their normal range
:-))
When abouts does humourous bird talk transform itself into harrassment ?
jh
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From: "Chris Crawford" <chris@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Olympus Camera Discussion" <olympus@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2012 5:21 PM
Subject: Re: [OM] IMG: Greyson
> My dentist has a parrot that will only talk to women with big breasts. He
> won't talk to men or flat-chested women. Every time I go to the dentist, I
> try and get his parrot to talk to me. He ignores me. The dentist's
> receptionist is an old frumpy-dumpy looking woman, but she has huge
> breasts. Every time she walks past the bird's cage, he whistles and starts
> talking to her: "Helloooo! Hey Baby! Come 'ere Baby! Hey baby, baby, baby!
> Helloooo!"
>
> Its hilarious. The old woman hates it; "Goddamn bird won't leave me
> alone!" She said that recently a woman came in to the office to see the
> dentist, and she was wearing a low-cut shirt. The bird was hanging on the
> outside of his cage and started up his "Hey baby" routine. The woman went
> to the bird, who stuck his face into her shirt!
>
> Lol!
>
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> On 3/31/12 4:14 PM, "Moose" <olymoose@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>>On 3/30/2012 4:25 AM, Bob Whitmire wrote:
>>> I have a parrot story. ... I stopped, leaned toward him and said,
>>>"Poncho, I've told you ten times already I don't have a cracker." He
>>>just looked at me, cocked his head to the side, and said, "Cookie?"
>>
>>Smarter than the average bird.
>>
>>N. Avian Moose
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