Wayne Harridge wrote:
> You'd better be careful about admitting to not liking bananas in such a
> public forum - you could be thrown out of Queensland for that !
I've spoken to the Queensland Government's 'Department of Bananas", and
they say:
"As long as you agree to bend a banana at least once a day, we will
acknowledge that this contributes to the State's bottom-line in banana
production, exceeds the requisite amount of banana-bending to qualify
you as a "Banana-bender", and thus validates your citizenship of the
State. Just don't tell anyone you're a poof".
Nice chap; I think I once met him in a bar in Sydney.
Cheers,
Marc
Noosa Heads, Oz
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