At 02:26 PM 01/17/2007 -0500, Gary Holder wrote:
>
>My favorite headline took a slightly twisted mind, plus a moment of thought,
>to find anything funny about. It was 20-some odd years ago in the Knoxville
>News Sentinel (Knoxville, TN, USA), regarding a natural gas leak that
>briefly caused some folks to leave the area:
>
> "Thousands Evacuated by Leak"
>
>Well, duh!
My favorite is as follows: I went to a high school named "Southern
Columbia" and we had a star baseball player with the last name of "Cox."
He got injured before a playoff game or something, and the headline in the
local paper was:
"Southern to play with Cox out."
I kid you not.
Steve Troy
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