At 04:45 AM 5/6/2005, Andrew Fildes wrote:
>If it comes back, learn to love it, tell people that it has a certain
>beauty to it, the way that it subtly chokes everything else and so on.
Scatter a flock of hot pink plastic flamingos in it and call it
artwork. The flamingos will prove to the neighbors it's a serious art
installation, and not a kitsch pretense. More credible if they're old and
fading on top from several years of UV exposure. Old dented and mossy
hubcaps, and rusting major kitchen and laundry appliances are too cliched.
> Any culture that thinks Mcdonalds is good can learn to love anything.
As long as it's served in a "highly collectible" wicker basket with a
small, also "highly collectible" beanbag resembling an animal for the small
progeny to play with during the repast instead of their food. However,
beware the frenzied mobs that can suddenly stampede, trampling anything in
their path in their quest to buy the meals for the "collectibles," pitching
the food out the window of the vehicle during their rush home to be the
first to place it up for sale on ePrey.
-- John Lind
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