I had a similar experience recently. I was out driving the Vette, the one
that I had converted to use leaded jet fuel and took off all the emission
controls and mufflers. I was practicing my burnouts and highspeed runs
through the neighborhood (it's fun to see the children dive for cover). I
particularly enjoy the full-speed donuts on the school playground during
recess -- the screams, the screams -hahaha.
Anyway, I ran over cat and thought, hey lunch. Threw it in the back and
while driving through my neighbors backyard noticed their back door was
open. Being the adventerous sort, I wandered in and, low and behold, and
entire OM kit laid out on the dining room table. 24 Shift, 8 fisheye, four
OM-3Ti and three OM-4Ti bodies, still in the original box -- you get the
idea.
Anyway, while I was loading it all in the car, my neighbor came home and,
for some reason, didn't seem to happy. Luckily, I was able to drive off
quickly before he realized all his handguns were already in my trunk.
You know what bothered me the most? As I drove off, I could hear him
repeatedly using the Lord's name in vain.
Tom
P.S Yeah, I know I'm going to pay for that last sentence.
P.P.S. And you all wondered where I found these big kits
>
> Which naturally invites the comment that the other day I was driving
> my 4wd Ford Expedition (the one I removed all the emission controls
> from and carry my automatic weapons in) to make a donation to the
> abortion clinic, and saw a garage sale full of bootleg Hendrix 45s
> and LPs. Naturally, I cut across 7 lanes of traffic (after all, the
> only other drivers there were driving sub compact electric Volvos
> with "save the gay whales" bumper stickers) to pull in, and what did
> I see there but a prototype OM-6Ti with a Zuiko 400/1.4, autographed
> by Maitani himself! I immediately turned on my Bob Marley 8-track and
> lit up a hige spliff in honor of his majesty, Halai Selasieh,
> Rastafari, the Lion of Judah.
>
> BBB
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