I would say this is unfathomable, but that would just be wrong.
--Bob Whitmire
www.bobwhitmire.com
On May 15, 2007, at 6:22 AM, Andrew Fildes wrote:
> That's the verst series of puns imaginable.
> What on erg were you thinking?
> Flesh you may have but not a drop of blood.
> While inching my way towards the bar to offer a few pence for a dram
> of seventy proof, I might raise a footling objection to that
> depiction and be defenestrated onto the stones of the yard without
> scruples. Achieving the security of my quarter acre and lit only by
> candle power, I regret my drunken utterances while I fry the perch I
> took on a rod this morning - not a furlong hence across the hide and
> just through the virgate. But hunger eludes me and I peck at the fish
> and groats, finally throw it in the chaldron for soup and bed down
> on a wey of hay in a stupor, having consumed a near kilderkin of ale
> and a rundlet of port.
>
> Murkins only refuse to use metric 'cos it was invented by the French.
> They should convert immediately, unless they know how many oxgangs
> there are in a hide. Or tads in a smidgeon.
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