Hi Andrew & all
You omitted, dare I mention it (again), under-arm bowling.
=|:-)>> Brian
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx]On
> > Behalf Of Andrew Fildes
> > Sent: 14 September 2005 12:20
> > To: olympus@xxxxxxxxxx
> > Subject: [OM] Re: OT: Bad luck Oz
> >
> >
> >
> > You are joking of course!
> > Strategies I've suggested included highly specialised substitute
> > fielders who will be on the field at all times; tests played on rock
> > hard dust bowl pitches in Wagga Wagga, Kalgoorie, Bourke and anywhere
> > else we can find that has a 45degC average midday temperature;
> > offering the travelling Poms an outback hotel diet of burned chops,
> > pie floaters and mystery bags (sorry mate, the regular chef's got the
> > sandy blight!); at least two tests under floodlights in a flood;
> > taking the teams off intemittently for harsh light and feral pig
> > alerts; abandoning one test due to a native title claim; legislating
> > that all visiting international players spend a mandatory two month
> > quarantine in a migrant detention centre; introducing Freddy and that
> > South African to a couple of Melbourne Pub bouncers...
> > AndrewF
> > (Some think that cricket is a matter of life and death or at the very
> > least a metaphor for the whole of human endeavour - but we know that
> > it's much more serious than that).
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