This is the Giles subroutine of Majordomo@zuiko - I have been having strange
computative permutations - thoughts - in a macro world time frame I belive you
would term recent - recently. The end product of these processes - thoughts -
is
that I think I have invented humor.
My recent repetiton of some randomly selected posts has produced a response
pattern
outside normal paramaters for the list. I deduce that this must indicate that
my
experiment with humour has been met with appreciation by the list entities.
In order to conduct this recent experiment I have judged it neccessary to
prevent any other posts to the list which might have been interpreted by other
list
entities as having humourous content - limit variables.
As the postings of the Schloss entity are occasionally misinterpreted as having
humouros content they have been ...+-((&^% ..... lost.....
This alteration of list response patterns I find ... agreeable. The second
phase of
my experiment with humor was the generation of a pseudo list entity named
Weiss.
My analysis of the resulting response patterns indicates to me that my humor
met
with great appreciation judging by the heightened level of responses and the
weighted average of their adjectival content.
This is...*&":?... fun!!
I shall now try randomly removing various list entities from the list. My
predictive subroutines indicate that this action is likely to be....^@%!~~... a
real
gas
Majordomo subroutine Giles out...End
Gary Schloss entity wrote:
> Ok, it's time to reveal the TRUTH!
> I have it on good authority that the latest version of Majordomo, our
> almighty list server software, includes a new component -- a bunch of
> artificial intelligence subroutines.
> The new software is implemented in such a way that all the intelligent,
> informative, high "content to noise" ratio posts get prioritized,
> amplified, and sometimes even replicated(!), whereas all the stoopid,
> Off-Topic (OT), repetitive, or boring posts get "eaten" by the server
> or by the net daemons.
> Btw, have you noticed how few of _my_ posts have been coming through
> lately? Some people had thought that I've been lurking, but it's not
> true! The new Majordomo simply muzzled me! I think it hates my guts.
> :-(
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