Oh, my! My hands are shaking almost too much to type! Doris, a clothing
optional
scene.....AND AN M-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary Edwards
*- DORIS FANG -* wrote:
> On Mon, 3 May 1999, Hans van Veluwen wrote:
>
> > Yes dear Zuiks and Zuikettes, OM-lovers :-) all over the world,
> >
> > And, of course, a good script. Here are some thoughts for Scene 1. Any
> > similarities with existing people are, of course, purely coincidal.
> > Action!
>
> That new word: Coincidal...is that suicide by coincidence ? :-)
>
> > <scene 1>
> > A lady with a huge backpack that can take loads of Zuikware steps into a
> > camera shop, where she sees a mint OM-1n Black.
>
> [As a ZuikOM tech advisor on 5 second films...]
>
> The only time a Zuikette carries a huge backpack is when using her
> Nikons.
>
> > Do YOU have a garage, young man?" The salesman stares at her as if he just
> > saw a Spaceman,
>
> [More tech advice]
> Anyone holding an OM sees "Specimens", not Spacemen. God knows I've seen
> my share...[don't ask]
>
> > "Right!" the lady attacks, "so you're a salesman, I am a customer, we're in
> > a garage, so what does that make this deal? Hint? Hint? Hint?"
>
> [Still more]
> Zuikettes are graceful and not pushy...change the script to an M-1,
> and then this would be feasible.
>
> > As the young
> > salesman turns pale, he stutters "Ahh Uhh A a g g ga ga gagaga garage
> > garagesale?" "Right!" the lady continuous, raising her voice, "So HOW MUCH
> > for that OM body do I pay? Hint? Hint? Hint?" as she waves with a ten dollar
> > bill... The young salesman turns green, red, purple. He can hardly breath,
> > as if mysterious forces squeeze him by the throat. Cold sweat runs down his
> > face. He sees nothing but mist and stars before his eyes, and all in a
> > sudden he hears himself speak, although he does not feel his mouth moving:
> > "T t t t te teeee teeee. Ten d. d dol Ten dollars?" "SOLD!" the lady yells,
> > puts the bill in his hands, grabs the OM-1n and walks to the door. The
> > salesman, slowly coming to his senses, asks her, "How did you do that?
> > Miss? Miss?". "The name is Fong", the lady replies, "Daisy Fong." She closes
> > the door, and violins start playing "Que sera, que sera".
>
> My... that name sounds REALLY familiar. Thank you for starring me
> in this epic. When do we film ? What did you mean by the "clothing
> optional scene" ?
>
> *- Daisy Fong -*
>
>
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