I received this from my cousin earlier this afternoon. We've all had a
good laugh here at the shop:
>
>A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate,
>Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
>
>"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife," said
>one of the officers.
>
>"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
>
>The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
>good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
>
>Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
>
>The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
>found your wife's body in the bay."
>
>"Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What
>could possibly be the good news?"
>
>The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best
>looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her.
>Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are
>entitled to a share in the catch."
>
>Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the
>great news?"
>
>The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
>
Chris
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
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