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From: Chris Trask <christrask@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 2015 12:16:35 -0700 (GMT-07:00)
     I've had this collection of smilies for years, garnered from the long-gone 
ASCII Art newsgroup.  It's best viewed using a fixed-pitch font such as 
courier.  Enjoy!


                The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary

:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcas-
      tic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflec-
      tion over Unix.

;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic
      remark.  More of a "don't hit me for what I just said"     
      smilie.

:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or 
      is upset or depressed about something.

:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not 
      quite as good as a happy smilie

:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than
      a :-).

>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common
ones:

(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours 
      straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7   User just made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
:-)~  User drools
:-~)  User has a cold
:'-(  User is crying
:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
:-&   User is tongue tied.
=:-)  User is a hosehead
-:-)  User is a punk rocker
-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)   User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)  Same thing...other side
|-I   User is asleep
|-O   User is yawning/snoring
:-Q   User is a smoker
:-?   User smokes a pipe
O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P   Nyahhhh!
:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
:-X   User's lips are sealed
:-C   User is really bummed
:-/   User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=    User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o   Uh oh!
(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
3:]   Pet smilie
3:[   Mean Pet smilie
d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9   User is licking his/her lips
%-6   User is braindead
[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
(:I   User is an egghead
<:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smilie
      The invisible smilie
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in
           an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin


Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget
smilies.

:)  Midget smilie
:] - Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your  
     friend
=) - Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
 @ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring

And still more variations on the theme...

:-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1   smiley bland face
:-!           "
:-@   smiley face screaming
:-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%   smiley banker
:-6   smiley after eating something sour
:^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7   smiley after a wry statement
8-)   smiley swimmer
:-*   smiley after eating something bitter
:-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0   smiley orator
      smiley invisible man
(:-(  unsmiley frowning
(:-)  smiley big-face
):-)          "
):-(  unsmiley big-face
)8-)  scuba smiley big-face
=:-)  smiley punk-rocker
=:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)  smiley priest
:-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e   disappointed smiley
:-t   cross smiley
:-i   semi-smiley
:-o   smiley singing national anthem
:-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[   un-smiley blockhead
:-]   smiley blockhead
:-{   smiley variation on a theme
:-}   ditto
{:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)  above in an updraft
:-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d   lefty smiley razzing you
g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-j   left smiling smilely
:-k   beats me, looks like something, though.
:-l   y. a. s.
:-:   mutant smiley
:-\   undecided smiley
:-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)   winking smiley
:-<   real sad smiley
:->   y.a.s.
:-z   y.a.c.s.
:-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c   bummed out smiley
:-v   talking head smiley
:v)   left-pointing nose smiley
:-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/   lefty undecided smiley
:-?   smilely smoking a pipe
.-]   one-eyed smilely
,-}   wry and winking
0-)   smiley Cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)  older smiley with mustache
:u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<    midget unsmiley
:>    midget smiley

}:^#})  mega-smiley:  Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed 
        smiley with a double-chin

:-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
|-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
|-D     ho ho
:->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
:-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
:-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
:-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
:-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
|-P     yuk
:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#     braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q     smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban
8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(    condescending stare
;-)     wink
>:-<    mad

Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surprise :-o     Suspense 8-|
Male    :-      Female  >-      Birth   |-O      Death 8-#     
Infinity 8

From: ukalim00@xxxxxxxxxxxx (Maxim Kalika)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii
Subject: Line: Smiley :-)
Date: 22 Jan 1996 04:53:09 -0600

Alexander Rozenberg (alx@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) wrote:

                 THE OFFICIAL SMILEY DICTIONARY
-----------------------------------------------------------------
 
 :-)   Basic smiley                 :^)   Smiley with a 
                                          personality
 :)    Midget smiley               <:-l   Dunce smiley
 ,-)   Winking happy smiley         :=)   Orangutan smiley
 (-:   Left hand smiley            >:->   Devilish smiley
(:-)   Simley big face             >:-l   Klington smiley
(:-(   Very unhappy smiley         @:-)   Smiley wearing a turban
 ,-}   Wry and winking smiley      @:-}   Smiley just back from 
                                          the hairdresser
 8-O   Omigod                     C=:-)   Chef smiley
 '-)   Winking smiley              X:-)   Little kid with a 
                                          propeller beanie
 :-#   My lips are scaled          [:-)   Smiley wearing a 
                                          walkman
 :-*   Kiss                        [:]    Robot smiley
 :-/   Skeptical smiley            {:-)   Smiley wears a toupee
 :->   Sarcastic smiley             l^o   Hepcat smiley
 :-@   Screaming smiley            }:^#)  Pointy nosed smiley
 :-d   Said with a smile            :-(=) Bucktooth smiley
 :-V   Shouting smiley              O-)   Message from cyclops
 :-X   A big wet kiss               :-3   Handlebar mustache 
                                          smiley
 :-\   Undecided smiley             : =   Beaver smiley
 :-]   Smiley blockhead             :-"   Whistling smiley
 ;-(   Crying smiley                P-(   Pirate smiley
>;->   A very lewd remark
       was just made
 ;^)   Smirking smiley              ?-(   Black eye
 %-)   Smiley after staring at a
       screen for 15 hours straight
):-(   Nordic smiley               d:-)   Baseball smiley
3:]    Lucy my pet dog smiley       :8)   Pigishsmiley
 :-&   Tongue tied                  :-7   Smirking smiley
8:-)   Little girl smiley          ):-)   Impish smiley
 :-)8< Big girl smiley              :/\)  Extremely bignosed 
                                          smiley
 :-0   Talkaktive smiley          8(:-)   Mickey Mouse
 :-6   Smiley after eating
       something spicy
+:-)   Priest smiley                ([(   Robocop
O:-)   Angel smiley                 :-(*) That comment made me 
                                          sick
 :-<   Walrus smiley                &-l   That made me cry
 :-?   Smiley smokes a pipe         :-e   Disappointed smiley
 :-E   Bucktoothed vampire          :(    Sad-turtle smiley
 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with
       one tooth missing
 :-Q   Smoking smiley               :,(   Crying smiley
 :-}X  Bow tie-wearing smiley       :-P   Nyahhhh!
 :-[   Vampire smiley               :-S   What you say make no 
                                          sense
 :-a   Smiley touching her
       tongue to her nose
 :-{   Mustache                     :-C   Real unhappy smiley
 :-{}  Smiley waers lipstick        :-r   Smiley raspberry
 :-t   Pouting smiley               :-W   Speak with forked 
                                          tongue
 X-(   You are brain dead           l-O   Smiley is yawing
l:-O   Flattop loudmouth smiley     $-)   Yuppie smiley
 :-!   Foot in mouth                :---) You lie like pinnochio
 O-)   Smiley after smoking
       a banana
=:-)   Smiley is a punk            =:-(   Real punk never smiles
3:[    Pitbull smiley             8<:-)   Smiley is a wizard
 :#)   Drunk smiley                 8-#   Dead smiley
 B-)   Smiley wears glasses         |-(   Smiley lost his contact 
                                          lenses
 8-)   Smiley with big eye...
       perhaps wearing contact
       lenses...
 H-)   Cross-eyed smiley
 ]-I   Smiley wearing sunglasses
       (cool, therefore no smile, only a smirk!)
 V^J   Smiley with glasses, seen
       from the left side (tip head on right to see)
 +-(   Smiley, shot between the eyes
~:-P   Smiley with one single hair
 BI    A frog



                THE UNOFFICIAL SMILEY DICTIONARY

-----------------------------------------------------------------

 :-)   Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a   
       sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice 
       inflection over UN!X.
 
 ;-)   Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sar-
       castic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just 
       said" smiley.

 :-(   Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or 
       is upset or depressed about something.

 :-I   Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not 
       quite as good as a happy smiley.

 :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse 
       than a :-).

>:->   User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->   Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just 
       made.



Chris

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro 
     - Hunter S. Thompson
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