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Subject: [OM] Re: Software problems
From: "Scott Peden" <scotpeden@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:06:03 -0700
So, tell me again, why is wife 2.0 or 3.0 or 4.0 better than girlfriend 1.0?

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "khen lim" <castanet.xiosnetworks@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <olympus@xxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:49 AM
Subject: [OM] Re: Software problems


>
> Wife 1.0 was marketed with bundled software skins that came as automatic
> upgrades such as Makeup 1.0, Shortskirts 1.0, Garterbelts 1.0, Stilettos 
> 1.0,
> Alluring_Fragrance 1.0 and a unique Christmas-only update called 
> Lusty_Voice
> 1.0. The vendor found these upgrades when marketed strategically to be 
> very
> successful commercially.
>
> But as everyone had by now learned from Macrosoft, every pack of Wife
> 1.0would come with planned obsolescence and before Wife
> 1.0 was even used midway through its lifecycle, vendors came out with 
> their
> own even-more-tantalising versions called Wife 2.0. They didn't think that
> Wife 1.1 or Wife 1.2.0.3 Build 2245.67 make much sense. It was better to
> offer a FULL upgrade. Other vendors thought better and offered
> Secretary 1.0or Receptionist
> 1.0 or the less imaginative ones introduced Mistress 1.0.
>
> All were pretty much the same and were bundled with goggles and an OEM
> version of a CPR kit just in case they were needed.
>
> K.
>
>
>
>
> On 23/03/07, Scott Peden <scotpeden@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>
>> If wife 1.0 had been what was advertised, there wouldn't have been wife
>> 2.0.
>> Seems only potions of the data was shown until it was installed, then 
>> none
>> of the needed information was accessible and most of the adverts were 180
>> degrees from what was advertised.
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Jez Cunningham" <jez.cunningham@xxxxxxxxx>
>> To: <olympus@xxxxxxxxxx>
>> Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:22 AM
>> Subject: [OM] Re: Software problems
>>
>>
>> >
>> > If only Wife 1.0 had come with useful error messages, an upgrade to
>> > 2.0would not have been necessary...
>> >
>> > Jez
>> >
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