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Subject: [OM] Re: OT Something funny
From: "James N. McBride" <jnmcbr@xxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:45:43 -0700
Thank you for that info. I'd never heard the origin of that term. /jmac

-----Original Message-----
From: olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx]On
Behalf Of Rand E
Sent: Tuesday, February 13, 2007 12:38 PM
To: olympus@xxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [OM] Re: OT Something funny


   But, many would have been "X" rated.  Remember, we only have a "G"
rated list here.  This was determined by the age grouping thread a short
time ago.  We must watch our "P's & Q's".  ( Old English term derived
from an innkeeper telling misbehaving patrons that they must watch their
"Pints & Quarts" or depart the inn. )
Rand E.


James N. McBride wrote:

> They all seem like perfectly valid excuses to me. Some could have been
> accompanied by pictures.
>
> /jmac
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:olympus-owner@xxxxxxxxxx]On
> Behalf Of Walt Wayman
> Sent: Tuesday, February 13, 2007 11:46 AM
> To: olympus@xxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [OM] OT Something funny
>
>
> Feeling silly today, I suppose, so I have to share this. It was posted on
> the Vols' Chat website by the father of one of our just-graduated
California
> import linebackers, Kevin Simon.
>
> Here it is. I hope nobody gets offended more than amused.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
>
> NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh
out
> loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school
district.
> Spellings have been left intact.
>
> 1.  My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please
> execute
> him.
>
> 2.  Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
>
> 3.  Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32
> and
> also 33.
>
> 4.  Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
>
> 5.  Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of
> a
> tree and misplaced his hip.
>
> 6.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
>
> 7.  Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt
> in
> the growing part.
>
> 8.  Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
> very
> close veins.
>
> 9.  Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
>
> 10.  Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
>
> 11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea
> direathe the shits.
>
> 12.  Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and
> his
> boots leak.
>
> 13.  Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
>
> 14.  Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
>
> 15.  I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i
> don't
> know what size she wear.
>
> 16.  Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
> the
> sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday we thought it was
> sunday.
>
> 17.  Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her
> funeral.
>
> 18.  My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
> weekend
> with the marines.
>
> 19.  Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
could
> not
> breed well.
>
> 20.  Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
> gramps.
>
> 21.  Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
>
> 22.  Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
>
> 23.  Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat,
> headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore
throat,
> her
> brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best
either,
> sore
> throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even
got
> hot
> last night.
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------
> I'll try to behave better tomorrow. :-)
>
> Walt
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> >

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