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[OM] Re: Red 60, B, and wolverines

Subject: [OM] Re: Red 60, B, and wolverines
From: iwert <iwert@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 18:38:38 +0100
on 20-12-2004 15:50, Simon Worby at simon@xxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:

> 
> Walt Wayman wrote:
> 
>> Me:  What sort of crops do you grow?
>> Farmer:  Oh, we grow barley and radishes.
>> Me:  Barley, eh?  Is that a money-maker?
>> Farmer:  Oh, yeah, barley's a real money crop.
>> Me:  And how about the radishes?
>> Farmer:  No, we don't make no money on the radishes.
>> Me:  Then why do you grow them?
>> Farmer:  Because of the wolverines.  Radishes keep the wolverines
> away.
>> Me:  But there ain't no wolverines around here.
>> Farmer:  Yeah, them radishes really work.
> 
> Yes, but it works the other way around, too:-
> 
> Customer: Why do we need anti-virus software, and why do we have to pay
> you to make sure it's working right and is updating right all the time?
> We don't get any viruses.
> Me: And why the *!$# do you think it is you don't get any viruses?
> 
> Simon

That's an easy one... use Mac OS 9! (now ten tears using macs, not one
infected file yet.)

Iwert


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