At 03:26 1/13/02, you wrote:
Negresco tried to hike across Sweetwater County and a Jackalope heard ran
him down and ate him! Beware purveyors of S2 copies (g).
Dave Dougherty
Tsk, tsk, tsk. A human cannot outrun a herd of crazed jackelope. I would
not venture near a restless herd without being armed with Holy Hand
Grenades. Saving that, the only hope is not being alone if an attack
occurs, and being able to outrun the other person(s).
BTW:
Rumor has it there was a complete management turnover at the plant some
number of years ago. Management supposedly brought in a warren of "scab"
jackrabbit after the jackelope herd working there threatened strike over
their daily feed ration. The ensuing jackelope rampage reached the
barricaded management team before they could finish reading the Holy Hand
Grenade operating instructions. The ad hoc committee formed to decide how
far to count when using them had not finished deliberating about
it. Lesson learned: disaster planning and emergency drills are important.
-- John
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