Well said
Hear hear... ;-)
Chris
--- DaEyeGuy@xxxxxxx wrote: > Just got this from a
friend of mine on the left
> coast..thought those of you
> "over yonder" might enjoy..
> Susan
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America,
> >
> > In the light of your failure to elect anybody as
> President of the USA and
> > thus to govern yourselves and, by extension, the
> free world, we hereby
> give
> > notice of the revocation of your independence,
> effective today.
> >
> > Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will
> resume monarchial duties
> over
> > all states, commonwealths and other territories
> including New Jersey.
> >
> > To aid in the transition to a British Crown
> dependency, please comply with
> > the following acts:
> >
> > 1. Look up "revocation" in the now official Oxford
> Dictionary ($75). Start
> > spelling English words correctly.
> >
> > 2. Learn at least the first four lines of "God
> Save The Queen."
> >
> > 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football.
> >
> > 4. Declare war on Quebec and France.
> >
> > 5. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason.
> >
> > 6. Close down the NFL; learn to play rugby.
> >
> > 7. Enjoy warm flat beer and steak-and-kidney
> pudding. Train waitresses to
> be
> > more aggressive with customers and not to tell you
> their names before you
> > eat.
> >
> > 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday; it has
> been replaced with
> > November 5th.
> >
> > 9. All members of this British Crown Dependency
> will be required to take
> six
> > weeks' holiday ("vacation") each year, and to
> observe statutory tea
> breaks.
> >
> > 10. Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall
> all cars to effect the
> > change immediately.
> >
> > 11.Report to our Consulate General in NY - M Wragg
> - for your new passport
> > and job allocation.
> >
> > 12. Have Meg Ryan report to the Prince Andrew
> Bedchamber.
> >
> > 13. Add the Royal insignia to the top of the
> Washington Monument - and
> the
> > Queen's Christmas speeches to the Lincoln
> Memorial.
> >
> > 14. Stop referring to the World Series of Baseball
> and instead call it the
> > National Series of USA, Cuba and Japan.
> >
> > Tax collectors from Her Majesty's government will
> be with you shortly to
> > ensure the acquisition of all revenues due
> (backdated to 1776, with
> > penalties for tardiness).
> >
> > Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice
> day!
> > ,,,
> >
> >
>
> Susan Steele
> Amherst, VA USA
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