Hey, I live about 5 miles from Aurora, Texas, site of the first "alien
sighting" in the late 1800s. In many ways it provided the precedent for the
Roswell incident, right down to the saucer shaped craft of mysterial metal
and the now-familiar ET-type humanoid occupant.
Funny how those things never crash into tall buildings where millions of
people can see 'em. Nope. They successfully navigate gazillions of light
years before, for no apparent reason, they gotta plop down in some farmer's
field.
Lex
From: "Dirk Wright" <wright@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
I *suppose* you could take some intensive meditation classes from your
local Indain guru so that you can just levitate yourself up there. Put
"Goodyear" on your buttocks and watch the crowds start to
gather.......Better yet, hire yourself out as a floating
billboard......hey, weirder things have happened in Texas. I know
because I saw "Greater Tuna" and "Tuna Christmas" and everything they
said in there was *true*!
Speaking of Texas, why don't you get one of those space aliens you have
all around down there to give you a lift?
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