Oh, I like your imagination. Are you available for some Halloween fun?
I'll bring the salt/weedkiller to write messages in people's yards too.
Seriously, one time I wrote a scathing message and put it under the
windshield of an unmarked car in a handicapped parking spot. After I
walked away I saw a severely handicapped individual walk to the car and
read the message. Last time I do that!
Gregg
Ken Norton wrote:
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> Oh, and George, regarding the parking situation in the south-bay area. My
> suggestion is to wrap the winch on your Tahoe around the axle of those Geo
> Metros and pull them out into the road (illigally parked, of course) then
> take the spot. A tow-strap attached to your frame hook also works well.
> I'm personally a fan of removing the cores out of the air-valves of their
> tires too (all four). (tape them to the windshield--you don't want to be
> arrested for theft). Two minutes of work and the police will be towing
> away the "abandoned" vehicle that you have sabotaged. Oh, and a can of
> water-soluble spray paint does wonders too. Don't forget to call the
> police on your cell-phone to get them there right away. If you are lucky,
> the car will be towed away before the "victim" returns to his vehicle. A
> power screwdriver is handy for taking the license plates off too.
> (Duct-tape them underneath to the frame). Hee-hee, it might be weeks
> before the victim gets his car back AND he will have to pay for various
> fines and towing and new plates and... Just think of the gas saved because
> the wacko can't drive to work for two or three weeks.
>
> Ken (Save the Skeet) Norton
> Newton (land of pickup trucks) Iowa
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