Ken,
Sorry to jump in here, but you forgot the obligatory cardboard sign:
Will Work For Cameras
Regards,
Bryant
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> From: Ken Norton <image66@xxxxxxx>
> To: olympus@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: Re: [OM] Thought To Be Extinct
> Date: Monday, July 13, 1998 8:54 AM
>
> Gary wrote:
> >And so, my dear Olympians/Zuiks, I am happy to proclaim Bob
> >Christopher the new Prima Ballerina of Prose on the OLY group.
> >Congratulations, Bob! I'm soooooo happy for you.
> >
> >(Boy, what a relief! Finally, I can bury my "only slightly
> >soiled" tutu. Ken Norton, you shall pay for this! BIG TIME!)
>
>
>
> Gary, I didn't think you would give up without a fight. I figured you
would
> fire up that electronic thesaurous and submit some whitty Verses of
Schloss.
>
> Oh, how can we go on? With Gary passing on his prosabilities it just
won't
> be the same anymore. Shall we terminate the list now? Does Jack
Kevorkian
> (Jack-the-dripper) make internet calls?
>
> I know! We need to do an INTERVENTION! That's it! Ok, everybody, this
is
> how it will work: Next time Gary walks into the room (list) we lock the
> door and shower him with the tough love needed to break this slide into
> oblivian that he is on. He needs to realize that we love him and then
get
> him into rehab. I understand that the Betty Ford Clinic now has a
recovery
> program for this disease (prose challenged).
>
> Please, everybody, Gary is in desparate trouble. Next thing you know he
> will be writing messages in all lower case, not using punctuation and
worse
> of all speaking in abreviations. Before we know it poor Gary will become
a
> streetperson on USENET. Listen everyone, we can't allow one of our own
to
> go down this path. If we don't do something now we will soon see him
trying
> to get handouts from alt.begging.food.
>
> Ken Norton
>
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